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By Barry Skidelsky, Esq., EASL Section Chair

In a move that has taken industry observers by complete surprise, a joint press release was issued this morning announcing the merger of Disney, Amazon, Netflix, and Google (DANG).

Similar to the process involved with a pre-packaged bankruptcy, both the Department of Justice and the Federal Trade Commission have pre-approved the merger.

President Trump, who was instrumental in expediting this deal without any prior opportunity for public comment, tweeted: "This proves that absolutely no one is a better deal-maker than me."

The deal is expected to close later this month, resulting in a projected combined revenue for DANG greater than the Gross National Product of the United States.

No jobs are expected to be lost as a result of the merger.

...And if you believe any of the foregoing, I have an exclusive brokerage listing to sell the Brooklyn Bridge if you or someone you know is interested. Please contact me at 212-832-4800 or bskidelsky@mindspring.com and Happy April Fools' Day!

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